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Someone once told me, “you’re never gonna forget me”. I just can’t remember who the fuck it was.

Someone once told me…

Remember, you're only young once but you can be immature forever.

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When you think you’re screwed, remember we’re all on a big, wet ball floating in the dark.

When you think you’re screwed…

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

If a guy remembers…

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke.

Always remember…

When people try to drag you into their drama, remember this: not your rodeo not your bull.

When people try…

Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Just remember that all the shit someone puts you through, sooner or later finds its way back to them.

Just remember…

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember…