Remember

If you hate yourself, remember that you are not alone. A lot of other people hate you too.

If you hate yourself…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

STRESS: SHIT TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE SECOND

STRESS…

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember…

Just remember, other people's opinions won't pay your bills.

Just remember…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

REMEMBER no one is perfect. Everyone’s ass has a crack in it.

REMEMBER…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

If you want to be remembered, don’t act nice. Act like an asshole. Nobody forgets assholes.

If you want to be remembered…

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes…