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Whenever I’m about to give up, I remind myself the world would be a better place without me and I simply cannot let that happen.

Whenever I’m about to give up…

A hangover is just your body reminding you that you’re an idiot.

A hangover is…

You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think "Not now".

You remind me…

I wear all black to remind you notto mess with me, because I’m already dressed for your funeral.

I wear all black…

I have to keep reminding myself that I’m an adult and will be charged as one.

I have to…

Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and walk away. Other times, you have to be the bigger bitch to remind them who they're dealing with.

Sometimes you have to…

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee.

You remind me…

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.

You remind me…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to…