Ride

I’m not on the crazy train, trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long slow ride on the crazy wagon. - Darynda Jones

I’m not on the crazy train…

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit... what a ride!”

Life’s journey…

If you look close enough, that high horse people like to ride on is actually a donkey.

If you look close enough…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…