I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.
Please don’t be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I’ll make you cry.
I am not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I am asleep.
ME BEING RUDE: Shut the fuck up. ME BEING POLITE: Please shut the fuck up.
I’M NOT RUDE. I simply say what everyone else hasn’t got the fucking balls to say.
I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.
