Rude

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite…

Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I'll make you cry.

Please don’t be rude…

I am not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I am asleep.

I am not always rude…

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE…

I'M NOT RUDE. I simply say what what everyone else hasn't got the fucking balls to say.

I’M NOT RUDE…

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

I hide behind sarcasm…