Rules

MY LIFE, MY RULES, FUCK OFF!

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively. – Dalai Lama XIV

THREE RULES FOR LIFE: 1 Fuck, 2 Don’t give a fuck, 3 Don’t be fucked over

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. – Katharine Hepburn

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS: 1. Mind your own, 2. Stay the hell out of mine

First rule of house cleaning while listening to power ballads: The toilet brush is never the microphone.

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.