Rules

MY LIFE, MY RULES, FUCK OFF!

MY LIFE, MY RULES…

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember…

Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively. - Dalai Lama XIV

Know the rules well…

Three rules for life: 1 Fuck, 2 Don't give a fuck, 3 Don't be fucked over

THREE RULES FOR LIFE…

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

If you obey all the rules…

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS: 1. Mind your own, 2. Stay the hell out of mine

TWO RULES OF BUSINESS…

First rule of house cleaning while listening to power ballads: The toilet brush is never the microphone.

First rule…

RULE NUMBER ONE: Fuck what they think.

RULE NUMBER ONE…