Safe

I might be mean, but I have a good heart. When I tell someone to go to hell, I still hope they get there safely.

I might be mean…

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting “Holy shit... what a ride!”

Life’s journey…

I drive safer when there’s food in my passengers seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

I drive safer…