Sarcasm

SARCASM. Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

SARCASM…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

Sarcasm. Because murder charges are expensive

Sarcasm…

I could kill you with kindness, but crushing your ego with sarcasm is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness…

Sarcasm is my first language... and cursing is probably my second.

Sarcasm is my first language…

There is a great need for a sarcasm font. - Darynda Jones

There is a great need…

Coffee fuels my sarcasm. What fuels your stupidity?

Coffee fuels my sarcasm…

Sarcasm it’s how I hug.

Sarcasm…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.

I can do anything…