Sarcasm

Sarcasm it’s how I hug.

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.

I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.

I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.

MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.