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Sarcasm it’s how I hug.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.
I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.
I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.
MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.