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Sarcasm

Sarcasm it’s how I hug.

Sarcasm…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm.

I can do anything…

I am allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm

I am allergic to stupidity…

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm…

I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts.

I run on caffeine…

I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.

I am not made of sugar…

MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

MY VOCABULARY…

I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

I am fluent…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…