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Sarcasm

I am fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

I am fluent…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

Sarcasm is a body’s natural defence against stupidity.

Sarcasm…

I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm, I would have to replace it with murder.

I’m afraid if I give up sarcasm…

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most social situations.

I hide behind sarcasm…

If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.

If a woman tells…

Sarcasm and orgasm…My two favorite “asms”.

Sarcasm and orgasm…