Saying

Despite the old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands.

Despite the old saying…

I’m not saying I hate you but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.

I’m not saying I hate you…

Saying I have a drinking problem is like saying Bruce Lee had a Kung Fu problem. It’s not a problem if you are an expert at it.

Saying I have…

Saying “Have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly. But saying “Enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening.

Saying “Have a nice day”…

When someone says you’re one in a million, what they’re really saying is that there are over 7000 people just like you.

When someone says…