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Secret

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.

Your secrets…

I don’t keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business.

I don’t keep secrets…

Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.

Husbands…

SECRET: Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

SECRET…