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If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self employed. We’re having a staff meeting.

If you see me talking…

I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

I have 6th sense, I see dumb people.

I have 6th sense…

Even from all the way over here, I can still see what an asshole you are.

Even from all the way…

I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now, when I don’t even remember where the fuck I was 2 days ago.

I hate when someone asks…

You remind me of a software update. Whenever I see you, I usually think "Not now".

You remind me…

Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.

Forget about prince charming…

If you didn't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don't invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.

If you didn’t hear…