Sex

Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be OK... or some rough sex or whatever.

Sometimes all you need…

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

Next time you’re feeling…

The only reason I wanted to be an adult was to have sex and curse. All this paying bills and waking up to go to work wasn’t the plan.

The only reason…

Sex over 50 can be exciting. You never know whether it’s an orgasm, a stroke or just a cramp.

Sex over 50…

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

If I had sex as much as I get screwed... life would be awesome!

If I had sex…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

Sex before marriage considered a sin and after marriage a miracle

Sex before marriage…

When I said I like it rough I meant the sex, not the whole fucking relationship.

When I said I like it rough…