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I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

If I had sex as much as I get screwed... life would be awesome!

If I had sex…

Women will say they are too tired to have sex. But that won’t stop them from arguing with you all night.

Women will say…

Sex before marriage considered a sin and after marriage a miracle

Sex before marriage…

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need…

My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

My favorite sexual position…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…

During sex, it’s perfectly fine to say “yeah”, “yes”, and “oh yes”, but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming “yep”.

During sex…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…