Sexual

“How sexually active are you?” Very, life fucks the shit out of me and I don't remember the safe word.

“How sexually active are you?”…

My boss appointed me as his sexual adviser. He said “When I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it”

My boss appointed me…

My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

My favorite sexual position…

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know…