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It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.

Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Be careful around ass kissers. They’re always the first to talk shit and start drama.

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

People start shit. Then act like they have no idea how shit got started.

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.