Shit

Nah, I didn’t "change"... I just realized some shit.

Nah, I didn’t “change”…

You know what’s funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up.

You know what’s funny…

If you keep sucking ass… sooner or later you’re gonna eat shit.

If you keep sucking ass…

I’m not bipolar, I’m multipolar. That means I cry and laugh while I beat the shit out of you.

I’m not bipolar…

Hey when you get my age you learn to smell shit coming before you step in it.

Hey when you get my age…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

Of all the poop in the world, who decided that bat shit was the craziest?

Of all the poop in the world…

Sometimes, it doesn’t work with someone because they’re piece of shit, who deserves a piece of shit and you’re not a peice of shit.

Sometimes, it doesn’t work…

Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%.

Looking like shit…

I will not keep calm. I will raise hell and break shit.

I will not keep calm…