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I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.
I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. You don’t need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.
Before you judge me try walking a mile in my shoes so you can see how little I care and how good it feels to be a mile away from you.
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you right out.
Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. After that who cares? They’re mile away and you’ve got their shoes.