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It’s never too late to shut the fuck up and mind your own business.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

It’s never too late…

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It’s better…

Knowing when to shut the hell up is a gift very few people are born with.

Knowing when to shut the hell up…

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know…

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. - Me as a therapist.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP…

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT…

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE…

I wish they made SHUT THE FUCK UP spray.

I wish…

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

Men are a lot like infants…

I go through a daily struggle of deciding whether to shut up or go fucking savage on everyone.

I go through a daily struggle…