Shut Up

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

ME BEING RUDE…

I wish they made SHUT THE FUCK UP spray.

I wish…

Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.

Men are a lot like infants…

I go through a daily struggle of deciding whether to shut up or go fucking savage on everyone.

I go through a daily struggle…

"The truth shall set you free." Unless you're in a court. Then you should probably shut the fuck up.

“The truth…

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong…

Have you ever just agreed with someone so they would shut the hell up?

Have you ever…

Every day at work I worry that I’m going to scream “Shut The Fuck Up” out loud instead of in my head.

Every day…

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice…

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel…