Sleep

Their opinion doesn’t sleep in your bed at night, so don’t let it fuck with you.

Their opinion…

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to "fall asleep right now".

Insomnia…

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

When people say…

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.

The future…

Every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and clean the whole house while she sleeps.

Every woman’s dream…

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…

Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Sleep well middle finger…

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

“How do you sleep…

I am not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I am asleep.

I am not always rude…

Fall in love? No, thank you. I'd much rather fall asleep.

Fall in love?…