Sleep

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…

Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Sleep well middle finger…

“How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you?” With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

“How do you sleep…

I am not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I am asleep.

I am not always rude…

Fall in love? No, thank you. I'd much rather fall asleep.

Fall in love?…

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say its cute. If I do it, I'm an alcoholic.

A baby can…

Love is cuddling until you fall asleep together... Even though you know he farts in his sleep... All damn night.

Love is cuddling…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…

How do you sleep knowing people don't like you? ME: Butt ass naked with the fun on high.

How do you sleep…

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

When people tell me…