Smartass

I’m not a smartass. I’m skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.

I’m not a smartass…

Most people can’t tell if I'm being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

Most people can’t…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

If you’re going to be…