Smile

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say "you hit like a bitch".

When life knocks you…

Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.

Confidence…

I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell…

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

Most of the time…

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

Be the reason…

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it's finally fucking over.

Don’t cry…

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people…

I like to smile at people who don’t like me.

I like to smile…