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Do you ever get the feeling that your fairy godmother stepped out for a smoke?

Do you ever get the feeling…

I smoke weed for the same reason people wear glasses, to improve my view of the world.

I smoke weed…

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder…

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

The ideal man…