Some Days

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge.

Some days…

I think it’s weird how somedays I feel reasonably healthy, and other days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it’s weird…

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days…

Some days I really believe that my horoscope is going to say: "Just don't fucking kill anyone today"

Some days I really believe…

Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.

Some days…

Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel…

Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Some days…

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.

Some days…

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