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Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes the most soul cleansing, spiritual thing you can do is to tell someone to fuck off.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.