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Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.

Sometimes you gotta…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

When one door closes…

Sometimes you need to piss people off to hear what those fuckers really think about you.

Sometimes you need…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

Sometimes I wish I was a bird... so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.

Sometimes I wish…

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. - Jet Li

Sometimes I just agree…

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder…

Sometimes you have to remind people you can be an asshole too!

Sometimes you have to…

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing. – Scott Westerfeld

Sometimes the thoughts…