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Due to rising costs, dirty deeds can no longer be done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Due to rising costs…

I’m sorry that my apologies seem insincere and I promise to keep practicing them until you no longer notice.

I’m sorry…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…

Sorry I’m not really good at acting like I care.

Sorry…

Sorry, I thought my constant use of profanity is just part of my fucking charm.

Sorry, I thought…

I am probably not ass sorry as you think I should be.

I am probably not ass sorry…

I am terribly sorry if you don't like my harsh honesty. But I don't like your sugar-coated bullshit either.

I am terribly sorry…

Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Dear naps…

I’m sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I’m sorry…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…