Sorry

I am probably not ass sorry as you think I should be.

I am probably not ass sorry…

I am terribly sorry if you don't like my harsh honesty. But I don't like your sugar-coated bullshit either.

I am terribly sorry…

Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Dear naps…

I’m sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I’m sorry…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job…

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry…

People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.

People: Watch your language…

I'm sorry... I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

I’m sorry…

I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.

I’m not sorry…