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Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

I’m sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry, it's not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.

People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.

I'm sorry... I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

I'm not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don't like what you see, then piss off.

I’m not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don’t like what you see, then piss off.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

I am sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

I am sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.