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The toes you step on today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow.

The toes you step on…

Step out of your comfort zone. And then step back in immediately and appreciate how nice and comfy it is.

Step out of your comfort zone…

A journey of thousand miles starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.

A journey…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is just a fucking twat waffle and isn't worth your time.

Sometimes the first step…

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step…