Story

There's two sides to every story and then there's my screenshots.

There’s two sides…

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life…

You know it’s going to be…

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know…

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL!…