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Bad decisions make good stories.

Bad decisions make good stories.

No matter how good of a person you are, you're the asshole in someone’s story.

No matter how good…

There are two sides to every story, and then there are the screenshots.

There are two sides…

There's two sides to every story and then there's my screenshots.

There’s two sides…

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life…

You know it’s going to be…

If you don't know my whole story keep your mouth shut. If you know my whole story, you're an accomplice. Keep your mouth shut.

If you don’t know…

ALCOHOL! Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

ALCOHOL!…