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Stress

My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce stress in my life. Same thing.

My doctor told me…

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single…

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

Hitting the gym…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…