Stupid

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

To be old and wise…

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love…

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer…

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite…

I could “fix stupid” but then I would be labeled a "serial killer".

I could “fix stupid”…

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is entitled…

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin

Never underestimate…

To many people confuse “freedom of speech” with "saying stupid shit".

To many people confuse…

You can be stupid or you can be loud. Please don’t be both.

You can be stupid…

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

There are no stupid questions…