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If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman

If you ask a stupid question…

No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people.

No matter how big…

I have to stop saying, "How stupid can you be". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge!

I have to stop saying…

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

Life is tough…

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth anymore of my time.

When I shut my mouth…

TEQUILA for those times you want to forget stupid shit you've done and do new even stupider shit.

TEQUILA…

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

It’s better…

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

It’s so simple…

If someone you know is stuck in stupid mode, a smack to the back of the head shoud trigger the reset button.

If someone you know…

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Here’s all you have to…