Stupid

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

Just because I give you advice, it doesn’t mean I know more than you. It just means I’ve done more stupid shit.

Just because I give you advice…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! - Darynda Jones

Drink coffee!…

Is being stupid is a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Is being stupid is a new trend?…

Childhood: When you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

Childhood…

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask…

Don’t ask me stupid questions like, “Are you hungry?” or “Want to get drunk?”

Don’t ask me…

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability…