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Success

May your success offend the shit out of every motherfucker who don't wanna see you win.

May your success offend…

If at first you don’t succeed go get drunk and tell everyone to fuck themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed…

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields

If at first you don’t succeed…

Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really

Dream Small…

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and try something else.

If at first you don’t succeed…

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright

If at first you don’t succeed…

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

Success…