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Mondays are fine. It’s your life that sucks. - Ricky Gervais

Mondays are fine…

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

If the world didn’t suck…

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Remember…

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

When people suck…

To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!

To the people…

When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say "Walk it off".

When I feel down…

Vampires are real. Everyday I meet at least one person who sucks the life out of me.

Vampires are real…

Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just suck…

I suck at apologies, so…unfuck you or whatever.

I suck at apologies…

Maybe it’s not life that sucks. Maybe it’s just the people you let in your life that suck.

Maybe it’s not life…