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Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.