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When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

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Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

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Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

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