Swear

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “DO NOT REPRODUCE”.

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

Whoever invented swear words is my fucking hero.

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

What can I say.. I swear like a saylor and use a please and thank you like a saint. I’m complicated.

If you don’t swear when you drive then you aren’t paying enough attention to the road.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

Just because I swear doesn’t mean I don’t have manners. I say “please” when I tell someone to fuck off.

I never realize how much I swear until I’m in a situation where I can’t.