Take Care

Marriage is just a nice word for adopting a fully grown man who can’t take care of himself.

Marriage is…

Good luck and take care. And by good like I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself.

Good luck and take care…

I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.

I told him…

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL…