Talk

People talk about me behind my back and I just sit here like "damn, I got myself a fan club".

People talk about me…

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

Try not to talk so much…

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

TALK minus ACTION…

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit…

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The turtle can…

WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.

WE NEED TO TALK…

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Fake people…

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

I don’t care…

You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.

You talk…

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK…