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I never understood how much some people can talk early in the morning, I mean to have brain so efficacious. Anything you can extract from mine is: shut the fuck up!

I never understood…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison

Being drunk…

I fucking hate small talk. What the fuck do you want?

I fucking hate small talk…

I fucking hate small talk, what the fuck do you want.

I fucking hate small talk…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker'.

They say money talks…

A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.

A fun thing to do…

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself…

Put me in a room with the same people who talk shit about me and watch how friendly they become.

Put me in a room…