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I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.

I love it when people think they’re going to punish me by not talking to me.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.

People think I'm shy because I don't get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don't give a shit what they're talking about.

People think I’m shy because I don’t get involved with their conversations. The truth is that I really don’t give a shit what they’re talking about.

I get it: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

I GET IT: When you have no idea what someone is talking about but you just want them to shut up.

While you're talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

While you’re talking behind my back feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.

It's so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It's like the trash took itself out.

It’s so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It’s like the trash took itself out.

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. - Jet Li

Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking. – Jet Li

I always say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning" because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning” because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?