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Most people can’t tell if I'm being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

Most people can’t…

Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be OK... or some rough sex or whatever.

Sometimes all you need…

Someone told me I need to stop using F-bombs. What the fuck is an F-bomb?

Someone told me…

I hate when someone tells me “I used to have a crush on you”. What the fuck am I supposed to do with an expired crush?

I hate when someone tells…

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

I can normally tell…

I can never tell if I’m a huge asshole or really caring because there are some people I’d drop everything for, and some I’d punch in the fucking throat just for looking at me.

I can never tell…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

No matter what anyone tells me I’m still gonna do whatever the fuck I want.

No matter what…

You are entitled to your opinion, but you are not entitled to tell me what mine must be.

You are entitled to your opinion…

If someone tells me “to take it down a notch”, that guarantees a five notch increase. Don’t fucking try to de-notch me.

If someone tells me…