Telling

If I ask you how you’re doing, please just say “good” and move on. Don’t start telling me shit.

If I ask you…

Normalize telling people “I don’t give a fuck” in the middle of conversations.

Normalize…

So you’re telling me when a baby crawls across the floor for its bottle it’s cute... but when I do it, I need an intervention.

So you’re telling…

Not telling me something because you didn’t want to piss me off is the best way to piss me off.

Not telling me something…