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I only attract psychopaths. If you've ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

I only attract psychopaths…

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE A DRINK. - Me as a therapist.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP…

Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist…