They Say

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…

They say you get wiser with age. Yeah. I fucked that up.

They say you get wiser…

They say penis size is related to shoe size. That makes clowns much more scarier.

They say penis size…

They say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say "If you can’t beat them, get a bigger stick".

They say…

It’s cute how the say “missed calls” instead of "avoided calls".

It’s cute…

They say don’t burn bridges you may have to cross later. I say I don’t mind swimming if the bridge was fucked up to begin with.

They say don’t burn bridges…

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

They say…

They say money doesn't bring happiness... I say neither does being broke.

They say…

They say we learn from our mistakes. That is why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius.

They say…

They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own fucking business.

They say milk is good…

This will close in 20 seconds