Things

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. – Madonna

If you don’t like the way I do things feel free to mind your own fucking business.

There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I’m gonna say that shit anyway.

I love hating things.

Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life anymore… Things just happen and I’m like “Oh, is this what we’re doing now? Ok”.

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

Some things are just best said with an eye roll.

Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming things or some shit. I don’t know. Fuck off.