Think

I think it’s weird how somedays I feel reasonably healthy, and other days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it’s weird…

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.” - Robin Williams

I wonder…

I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus don’t go round and round.

I’m beginning to think…

Ever look at someone and think... “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Ever look at someone…

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you and hold them under until the bubbles stop.

When I dunk my cookies…

When I think about you I touch myself. Meaning I rub my temples, because you’re giving me a fucking migraine.

When I think about you…

Let whoever think whatever.

Let whoever think whatever…

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

If someone drunk…

I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.

I don’t care…

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

Think whatever you like…