Think

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight.

I don’t care what you think of me, because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.

Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.

I was taught to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it, and am confident in my decision.

Think old and you’ll be old. Think young and you’ll be a delusional old fart.

I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all. – Coco Chanel

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.