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Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can’t help but stop and think, “Yup, I’m about to get my first assault charge!”

Sometimes, when dealing…

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

I think I could…

If you think this silence is awkward just wait until I start talking.

If you think…

You ever looked at someone and thought “Shut the fuck up” but they're not even speaking?

You ever looked…

I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. - Cormac McCarthy

I can normally tell…

Your life is not yours if you’re constantly care what other people think.

Your life…

Some people think I hate them. No bro, I don’t even think of you.

Some people think…

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…

The moment you think I’m stupid I’ve already outsmarted you.

The moment you think…