Think

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Think of how stupid…

Everyday I think that people cannot possibly get any more stupid. Everyday I’m proven horribly wrong.

Everyday I think…

The moment you think I’m stupid I’ve already outsmarted you.

The moment you think…

My mind still thinks I’m 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot.

My mind still thinks…

Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row one of the fluffy fuckers wanders off and gets into some shit.

Just when I think…

I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box either. I don't even know where the box is.

I don’t think inside the box…

I think it’s weird how somedays I feel reasonably healthy, and other days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

I think it’s weird…

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.” - Robin Williams

I wonder…

I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus don’t go round and round.

I’m beginning to think…

Ever look at someone and think... “Your Mom’s eggs had to be expired”

Ever look at someone…