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Time

When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

When people cut you down…

Sometimes I feel sorry for judgemental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Sometimes I feel sorry…

I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

I haven’t seen you…

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Life is short…

Learn to fuck with people exactly how they fuck with you, nothing more and nothing less. It'll save you lots of time and energy.

Learn to fuck…

Fuck waiting for the “right time”. The clock’s been ticking since you were born. Make it happen now.

Fuck waiting…

Remember that time we came to work and were excited? Me neither.

Remember that time…

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…