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I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

I haven’t seen you…

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Life is short…

Learn to fuck with people exactly how they fuck with you, nothing more and nothing less. It'll save you lots of time and energy.

Learn to fuck…

Fuck waiting for the “right time”. The clock’s been ticking since you were born. Make it happen now.

Fuck waiting…

Remember that time we came to work and were excited? Me neither.

Remember that time…

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…

Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have the time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want.

Whatever you hear about me…

I don’t have the time or energy to sink to your level. You have a nice day though.

I don’t have the time…