Today

Tomorrow isn’t promised… Cuss them out today.

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.

If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around!

Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.