Today

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

Tomorrow isn't promised… Cuss them out today.

Tomorrow isn’t promised…

If anyone had a not so good day today, do your best to rock that shit tomorrow. Life is too short for two days of bullshit in a row.

If anyone had…

Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.

Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed…

If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.

If life doesn’t break you…

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.

Today…

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY…

The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around.

The word of today…

Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Don’t wait…

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Life…